|Title:||Once Upon A Girl...|
Other Movies Seen By This Director (1)
- G.I. Joe: The Movie
|12.09.06||Alamo Downtown||This Screening is part of event: Butt-Numb-A-Thon 8|
So I didn't like Dreamgirls. That's ok, I'm not into musicals. It seemed like a good enough movie if you're into it... ok.
So this next movie was just bad.
Harry explained that it got him horny and no one had ever heard of this movie and there's only one print in the world and he got it and it's an animated porn made by the Hanna-Barbera guys in their off-time with mainstay cartoon voice actors playing the roles of naughty fairy tales.
Trailers: Panorama Blue, Female Animal, Baby Love (going for the whole pedo crowd), Girls Are For Loving (a Ginger movie), and Underage (REALLY going for the pedo crowd).
Once Upon A Girl: There's a short live-action wrapper where Mother Goose (in drag) goes on trial for some reason and has to tell these stories which make the judge and jury hot (both literally and figuratively, everyone was covered in sweat). So there's three naughty fairy tales, each went on too long. My favorite quote was from Neil afterward when he said "I'm watching these scenes and each scene is going on a bit too long then it dawned on me: wait a minute! I'm supposed to be masturbating!" Ugh. It makes me wonder which parts got Harry Hot.
It's just bad. poor animation, lots of looping, little creativity. All the expected jokes repeated ad nauseum. It was maybe the longest 77 minutes ever.