|Director:||Mark Steven Johnson|
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|04.08.07||Cinemark Round Rock Discount 8|| so.. I didn't want to go to sleep at noon and completely mess up my sleep schedule so I hung out with Jarrette and bit and on impulse we decided to see Ghost Rider at the dollar theater. It was kind of a bad move because the movie was so horrible that I started dozing about 2 minutes into it. I really think I slept through 75% of the movie but whenever I snapped to or woke up it was so unbelievably bad I wanted to go back to sleep. At one point I woke up and he was fighting Wes Bentley and he was all like "your move doesn't work on me because i have no soul muhahaha!" and I thought "great! I've slept right up until the end!"|
it didn't end though. so I dozed some more. Like, I don't think I could have told you that Donal Logue was in this movie, but I seem to remember him killing each one of the main bad guys so... did I really miss that much? I was awake for the absolutely terrible ending with Sam Elliot's character being all like "I can only transform one more time, but let's go for a ride, together!" and at one point Nicolas Cage was yelling a lot and I thought of that Wicker Man deleted scene that the Alamo played for their worst Oscar performances spot where he's like "not the bees! not the bees! oh no the bees! the bees! the bees!" because it was like the most terrible version of horrible even imaginable. SUCK'D and I inherently distrust anyone who said this was watchable. I'm glad I slept through most of it and I don't care to ever see any of it ever again. so there.