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Title:   The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Director:   Marcus Nispel
Year:   2003
Genre:   Horror
Times Seen:   1
Last Seen:   03.28.14

Other Movies Seen By This Director (1)
- Friday the 13th

Notes History
Date Viewed Venue Note
03.28.14InternetThis Screening is part of event: The Texas Chainsaw Marathon
I must've seen this right before making this site because I'm surprised it's not in here already.

So... Isn't it funny that I got more of a kick out of The Next Generation than I did this... It's just so... boring. I mean all of the Michael Baby/music video setups and filters and sprayed on sweat and where the fuck is all this dripping water coming from and who are they kidding like Jessica Biel has to kill the blonde dude just because he can't do a pull up?

From a misogynist point of view, Kudos to Marilyn Burns for going braless in the original. Staring at Jessica Biel's navel is ok but they go out of their way to give her a soaking wet white tank several times and some mysterious maternity bra shows up. Ugh.

Um... so things I liked. R. Lee Ermey of course... his sheriff is nicely nutso and is easily the best part of the family. Oh yeah, so Leatherface has no nose now? Huh? Sorry... things that I liked... hmmm.

Well I'm pretty sure I'll still like this more than the next. To be honest I'm kind of looking forward to seeing the latest one, but the prequel I still kind of remember sitting through at a Fantastic Fest and thinking it was stupid and boring so... hopefully I'm wrong!
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