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Title:   Assassin's Creed
Director:   Justin Kurzel
Year:   2016
Genre:   Video Game
Times Seen:   1
Last Seen:   11.16.17

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11.16.17Internet Ugh. So, like the video game series, this movie spends too much time in the present and not enough in the past. I kind of admire the lengths that the first game in the series went to in order to justify the premise of itself, but all that clunky heavy lifting that sort of adds sugar to the game completely bogs down the movie. All this Abstergo Animus bullshit is not what people love about the series. It's running across rooftops in exotic historical time periods and killing dudes with hidden blades. this movie has MAYBE 10 minutes of that. That's 10% good, 90% boring unimportant nonsense. And there's so much filtering and visual effects haze that I could hardly tell what was going on, both in the present and the past. Really not a good movie.
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