|Title:||Thriller: They Call Her One Eye|
|Director:||Bo Arne Vibenius|
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|07.02.06||Netflix|| I guess the lesson here is if you ever plan to go into business by wooing women back to your place, knocking them out, getting them hooked on heroin, then forcing them into prostitution to get their next fix and cut out their eye if they talk back, you better not pick a woman who was raped as a child because if you do... just bad news, man. bad news.|
I guess I should be outraged that netflix sent me the cut version of this movie without the hardcore scenes and the eye-cutting shot (this copy cut a frame before the blade pierces the eye)... even though this is still not rated... but to tell you the truth I'm not sure seeing some genitalia and a gushing eyeball would change the movie completely for me. Maybe it would... who knows. Anyway, I still enjoyed it a moderate amount... I liked the extended "training" montage the most where it's literally shot after shot of sex then violence then sex then violence... pretty awesome since she never says anything. I also think the whole setup's pretty rude and it got me thinking about good painful ways to kill people... like for movies of course... and that kind of scares me that i'd find myself thinking about that. But she shoots the guy like three times in the leg. that shit would HURT. So I think you you tie someone down then shoot him three times in the leg then tourniquet to keep him from bleeding to death but then like... pour some maggots over the open wound and leave him there with an IV of nutrients for like a month... he would slowly starve to death while his leg wound would probably get infected and it'd be a race between the infection and the starvation to finish him off... I think that would be a pretty bad way to go...
see what I mean? scary! I shouldn't be thinking about that crap... Evil movie! Evil!