my Movie

Movie Details

Title:   The Toy Box
Director:   Ron Garcia
Year:   1971
Genre:   Sexploitation
Times Seen:   1
Last Seen:   07.04.06

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Notes History
Date Viewed Venue Note
07.04.06DVD I didn't think I'd ever say this... and I really don't think I'm this type of person in general... but this movie had so much sex in it that I wish I saw it in a theater with a crowd.

It's not that it was like, so hot I couldn't stand it or anything like that... rather the opposite; it felt like i should be 13 watching it on Cinemax at midnight gasping at every frame of bush. Except if Cinemax ever played this movie it would've been the best Friday After Dark EVER. That's where the crowd comes in... there's enough absolutely fantastic voice-over, completely random and pervy scenarios, and just-plain-messed-up sleaze going on here that a half-drunk crowd would really eat it up and make it a hilarious viewing experience. Watching it at home alone though... it just seemed like naked 70s women writhing around in orgies for 90 minutes... I felt too weird actually being turned on so it ended up pretty boring. I was acknowledging stuff was bizarre and funny, but it wasn't hitting me on a level visceral enough to actually laugh.

That said, I'm glad I own this because a lot of that voiceover will definitely make it into a future mix. no doubt. it's awesome.

So future note I guess: Movies that look like great Weird Wednesday experiences should wait to be seen at an actual Weird Wednesday. Ultimately I'm glad I watched this instead of the other feature on the disc (and the reason for me buying it), Toys are Not for Children, which I'll finally get to see tomorrow night. At a Weird Wednesday!
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