|Director:||Cirio H. Santiago|
|08.02.06||Weird Wednesday|| Like the trailer says: "TNT Jackson: She'll put you in traction! Coming to this theater as the next attraction!"|
This movie was a huge blast. The kung fu is so wonderfully horribly bad that every move of every fight (and there are lots of em) made me smile. And then there's Jeannie Bell... oh man is she hot. Cute in a really kind of casual almost rural way... but with a perfect 10 body (that she, thank the lord, shows off in this movie... even going so far as to do a whole fight scene wearing only panties. The entire male population of the theater thought "right on" at the exact same moment), and such a wonderful style to her acting... I guess some would say that by "style" i mean "bad" but... i dunno... it has a certain charm for me. It does feel like she's just saying lines, but it also feels like she's either pissed off about saying them or something... there's just a tinge of something behind it. My favorite line in this movie was when she addresses this woman by saying "look lady, or whoever you are..." awesome. There's also a couple moments in the fights that are completely out of nowhere... like it's bad judo chops and front kicks for a few minutes then out of the blue she breaks someone's arm in half. or punch a dude through the chest... or someone falls through a window and plummets down like 4 stories out of nowhere.
so yeah, like 74 minutes of hot-ass Jeannie Bell kicking bad kung-fu ass in the phillippines... can't beat that!