|Title:||Evils of the Night|
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|08.10.06||Terror Thursday|| so... this movie is really horrible. If it was more softcore and german it'd be 2069, but instead it's John Carradine, Ginger from Gilligan's Island, and Julie Newmar playing aliens collecting platelets for the continuation of their species. I think. The real horror comes from Aldo Ray and Neville Brand, who play mechanics hired to thug around and bring young college co-eds to the aliens... everybody that isn't like a porn star is like 80 in this... so it's either hot body and bad acting or super old and saggy palsied. SUCKS. The crowd had a good time with it though because it was so goddamn bad.|
I have to say though... there's a character in here named Brian. and right from the getgo Brian gets crapped on. Before he even has a chance to show us that he's the annoying prick guy, everybody makes fun of him and berates him for no reason. They all laugh at him and say very mean things and I don't think that's right! He's the only one with the gall to talk back to the twisted pervert oldman mechanic even when he's tied up with a knife to his throat! Even though he didn't get any action from any of the pretty girls, he's still courageously angry all the time, even though he doesn't actually do much. So I felt that Brian got a bum rap for this whole movie... and to whoever it was in the theater that yelled "Yeah, Brian!" when he finally got untied and came to the rescue: i love you. It was a female voice that said that by the way...